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I'm sure many of you, like Jerry, have refused to watch Bride and Prejudice
simply because you were afraid that it would ruin Aishwarya Rai for you.
Well, you're right. You shouldn't watch that movie if you wanna keep Aish as your dream wife. Obviously, I'm talking to the guys here. But for any desi, this should be a treat-
Ms. Rai will be appearing on Oprah today! I'm sorry I didn't report this earlier- I was really busy. But it is true- it was reported by Sepia Mutiny this weekend. 
If anyone can tape this for me- I would greatly appreciate it.


But seriously though- What the heck is wrong with their website people? Check out the little segue below-

"She is called the most beautiful woman on the planet. Who is she? Meet her right here! Then, go to countries where babies are left outside in the cold and "slimming salons" are all the rage. Plus, exotic sex secrets are revealed."

Excuse me? She is on the same show with babies left in the cold, slimming salons, and exotic sex secrets? Who are these people? Be sure to come back to dippu.com for all the latest updates! At least the part with Aishwarya in it. (Don't you just love how we are on a first name basis now?)